1. I drink Guinness with a whiskey chaser.
2. I have a little devil in me but also a good heart.
3. Let me take you to a Pixies show and sing like the monkey gone to heaven.
4. Irreverent, snarky, highly adventurous. A sensitive soul.
5. I enjoy satiric, deadpan and black humor. We should make flirty fun of each other.
6. Jarvis Cocker is my poet.
7. I am singular. An odd number. Peer conformity be damned. I roll my eyes at vapid scenesters, power-players and shit-talkers.
8. Who's a big film and music nerd?
9. I'm learning to shoot a 6 feet-long wooden longbow (no, not at people, ok maybe just the sheisters).
10. I will more than love you for your eccentricities, if you love mine.
In the words of JC:
I wanna take you home/I wanna give you children/If you might be my girlfriend/YeayeayeaYEAyeayea
My Ideal Person:
An edgy and irreverent, spelunkin' and jive-talkin', robustly funny pixie. She chews out the sycophants of this world and charms the pants off the rest, or just me.
Extra gold pieces if you're tall, though the pointy ears are not necessary.
The last great book I read
The Snow Leopard.
Favorite on-screen sex scene
It involves a guy, a girl and a big, juicy watermelon. Yeah,
you know what happens.
The celebrity I resemble the most
Celebrities can kiss my bottoms.
The best or worst lie I've ever told
So nice to meet you.
Five items I can't live without
Oxygen, food, water (or whiskey), a body, a mind.
I refuse to say an iPod.
In my bedroom one will find...
Plants, wooden blinds and a cat who presides over the place.
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